Sharks on a Roller Coaster teaser trailer:
GUY WHO NARRATES EVERY ACTION MOVIE PREVIEW: In a world full of roller coasters…sometime things take a…wrong turn.
FADE IN ON: Family at the dinner table (mom, dad, two kids)
DAD: Hey kids, I have a treat for you. Since you both had such good report cards, we’re going to the amusement park tomorrow.
KID #1: OH BOY!
KID #2: I wanna ride a roller coaster!
CUT TO: INT. SHARK-TRANSPORTING VAN
VAN GUY #1: It’s gonna take us forever to get these deadly great white sharks to the aquarium. Now I won’t be able to get high until later.
VAN GUY #2: Yeah.
(HEARTBEAT wells up on soundtrack.)
ECU of VAN GUY #2’s mouth as he says…
VAN GUY #2: Unless we take a shortcut through the amusement park. (ECHOES)
NARRATOR: This summer, there’s blood on the tracks.
CUT TO family at amusement park. DAD looks at sign that reads “You must be this tall to DIE.”
Dad rubs his eyes, takes glasses out of his shirt pocket, puts them on. Sign now says “ride” instead of “DIE.”
SERIES OF RAPID-FIRE QUICK CUTS:
1. FBI AGENT ON PHONE: What fucking part of “SHARKS ON A ROLLERCOASTER” do you not understand, Mr. President?!
2. KID ON ROLLERCOASTER: Mommy, is the shark going to kill us?
MOM: No honey…no.
(SHARK leaps into frame)
3. WOMAN SCREAMING: You have to stop this roller coaster!
4. AMUSEMENT PARK MANAGER: [sigh] I’m gettin’ too old for this sh-
5. HUGE FUCKING EXPLOSION, SCREAMING
6. DAD [screaming at sharks]: THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUN DAY FOR MY KIDS! FOR THEIR REPORT CARDS! WHY DON’T YOU JUST GO BACK TO THE WATER?!
CUT TO BLACK
KID’s voice, echoing: Mommy, is the shark going to kill us?
TITLE: SHARKS ON A ROLLER COASTER.
Summer 2006.
You must be this tall…to die.
R Restricted.
Chip Future